SQUALRUS!!!

The studio site for Squalrus Games, my one-person game studio. It has a section for each game, a press kit, and the privacy and support pages that app stores require.

A pixel-art creature-care game for Android with a deadpan sense of humor. Hatch an egg, keep its needs up, furnish its room, and play Gem Match to pay for it all. It's probably fine.

A hyperlocal neighborhood discovery app — check in at local spots, collect a mushroom species for every place and neighbor you find, follow events, claim coupons, and earn badges. Started in Phinneywood, Seattle; anyone can start their own neighborhood.

Satirical token-compression middleware for AI agents — shrinks every prompt and response into fewer, uglier tokens so your bill (allegedly) goes down.

A top-down survival space shooter headed for Android, Xbox, and Steam. Fight through procedurally generated sectors and scavenge ship parts to stay fueled, armed, and alive.

A Claude Code skill plugin that keeps your backlog, changelog, and project context current inside the repo — so every new session picks up exactly where you left off.

An AI-generated hotdog-themed album, made with Google Gemini's music tooling — one dumb premise stretched across as many genres as possible.

Event management and live scoring app for the Hot Dog Eating Relay — teams of three race a hotdog and a beer, sequentially, against the clock.

Windows tray app that silently tracks time per Virtual Desktop and syncs daily totals to BambooHR.

Satirical Presence-as-a-Service™ site — certified Attendance Engineers scan your work badge so your employer's system thinks you came in.

A road-trip game for kids: spot a real car of each rainbow color out the window and check it off — with expanded color sets and an in-order 'hard mode'.

GitHub Action for automated PR merging based on labels, blocking labels, and reviewer sign-off.

This very site. A custom Hugo theme with too many neon glows and a healthy disrespect for whitespace.