A hyperlocal neighborhood discovery app — browse local venues on a map, check in, claim business coupons, follow events, join challenges, and earn badges. Launching in Phinneywood, Seattle.

Satirical token-compression middleware for AI agents — shrinks every prompt and response into fewer, uglier tokens so your bill (allegedly) goes down.

A top-down 2D survival space shooter for Android: fight through procedurally populated sectors, scavenging ship parts to stay alive.

A Claude Code skill plugin that keeps your backlog, changelog, and project context current inside the repo — so every new session picks up exactly where you left off.

An AI-generated hotdog-themed album, made with Google Gemini's music tooling — one dumb premise stretched across as many genres as possible.

Event management and live scoring app for the Hot Dog Eating Relay — teams of three race a hotdog and a beer, sequentially, against the clock.

Windows tray app that silently tracks time per Virtual Desktop and syncs daily totals to BambooHR.

Satirical Presence-as-a-Service™ site — certified Attendance Engineers scan your work badge so your employer's system thinks you came in.

A road-trip game for kids: spot a real car of each rainbow color out the window and check it off — with expanded color sets and an in-order 'hard mode'.

GitHub Action for automated PR merging based on labels, blocking labels, and reviewer sign-off.

This very site. A custom Hugo theme with too many neon glows and a healthy disrespect for whitespace.