The studio site for Squalrus Games, my one-person game studio. It has a section for each game, a press kit, and the privacy and support pages that app stores require.

Satirical token-compression middleware for AI agents — shrinks every prompt and response into fewer, uglier tokens so your bill (allegedly) goes down.

Satirical Presence-as-a-Service™ site — certified Attendance Engineers scan your work badge so your employer's system thinks you came in.

This very site. A custom Hugo theme with too many neon glows and a healthy disrespect for whitespace.